Wednesday, 4 May 2011

The Death of Captain Shame Part 1

All the girls wondered, could the rumours be true?
'I heard about it in the bar the other night' said Judy...
'But what could it mean, if it's true?' said Traci...
'I never really liked him but I admire what he stood for', said Roxy...
'Apparently he was found with an orange in in his mouth!' said Jennifer...
'It's probably a lie', said Beth, 'just like everything else in his sad, sad life.'
'I heard he left behind 15 children by 7 different mothers,' said Zoe...
'I heard he was a fifty year old obese truck driver from Newcastle,' said Fiona...
'I heard he was a thirteen year old boy,' said Heidi...
'I heard he was sort of well known in some circles,' said Betty...
"I love your tiny titties!" said Ola. "I love yours too," said Britta...
Krissy grabbed Eveline's ass, 'It's what he would have wanted' she said...
Josie and Helen both stank of cigarettes. Their cunts smelt of roses. They were happy.
'Everybody's taste in porn is as unique as a finger print,' said Eunice...
'The Captain was just trying to write something he couldn't find anywhere else' said Sharon...
"But what was the point?" said Kara...
"What was the point?" said Lisa...
"What was the fucking point?" said Mary...
"Will anybody miss him? Was he loved? Was he even wanted?" said Chrissie...

"Someone must have, mustn't they?" said Kacey.

You all look so fucking beautiful...

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