Thursday, 19 November 2009

Fair Haired Sarah Part 1

I sometimes get sent things in my email.

I got sent this from Sarah.

She said, 'I'm a normal girl. I'm married to a normal husband and live in a normal house in a normal town.'
She said, 'Sometimes I get bored. Sometimes during the long day whilst my husband is at work I wish someone would come around and knock on my door and stick their cock in my mouth.'

I replied, 'You want me to stick my cock in your normal, boring suburban slut mouth?'

'Something like that.' She said.

The next day I got her address and drove over.
She opened the door to her normal house and she did indeed look normal.

She was pretty enough, but had her hair tied back in a plain ordinary way.

She was a perfectly ordinary housewife.
She had fantastic natural tits that were just bursting out of her top and bra. A big gorgeous brown nipple was half exposed.

She got on her knees. She took my cock in her hand. She didn't say much.
I said, "Get those tits out. I want to see those gorgeous tits."

She scooped them out of her top. Massive, soft natural boobs. She lay back and shook them.

I stood in front of her wanking myself off.

I said, "I could jerk myself off right now. I could spray your tits with jizz and leave and never see you again."

She said, "I wouldn't mind at all. I'm bored of my normal boring life, and useless married sex. I want to be dirty, I want to be filthy. I want to be used and abused. I want to be a humiliated slut."

She same to me. I slid my cock between her tits.

I said, "Push them together, make them feel like a cunt."

She said, "I love it when you say, cunt. No-one ever says the word 'Cunt' to me."

"I'm going to fuck your cunt. Your dirty cunt. I'm going to call you a cunt because that's what you are. A filthy useless cunt of a wife."

She pushed her giant boobs together and I got busy fucking her tits. She said, "I am. I'm a fucking cunt of a wife. I give my husband boring missionary sex and never clean the house. I just spend all day watching porn on the internet and frigging my pussy."
"And now you're a slut to boot," I said. "Now you've started fucking total strangers in your husbands house."

She said, "This won't be the last time either. This is what I want. This is what I need. I'm going to fuck more total strangers. I don't care who I drop my knickers to. I just want to feel alive."

She looked up at me with her sweet soft face and said, "Stick you cock in my fucking gob."
I slid my shaft between her lips. I pushed it in deep so that she almost choked on it. She made yummy sounds. She wasn't faking it all. She loved the taste of my cock and she loved having her mouth filled.
I said, "I could help you get fucked the way you want if you like Sarah. I could put your name and picture on the internet and arrange for a cue of men to come round and fuck you. It would be like one of those gangbang scenes you see on the internet. You would be used again and again like some disgusting piece of meat."

She took my cock out of her mouth and gasped, "I have seen those women on the internet. I have wondered what it would feel like to have lots of men cum in my hair and on my face."

"Would you like that Sarah? A cue of men, shooting their load in your face?"

She said, "You fucking bastard you've made my cunt so wet."

She kissed and stroked my cock. She said, "Won't you fuck me now?"

I said, "I didn't bring a condom, I thought I would cum on you instead."

She said, "I don't care about a rubber. I don't care if you make me pregnant. I want your naked cock meat inside me."

She stood up and untied her hair and shook it free. She took off her top and bra. She let her magnificent breasts fall free. She took her panties off. She had a beautiful clean shaven cunt.
She said, "Lay back."

I lay back on the bed. She got above me. She positioned her cunt above my face. Her massive tits were swinging above me.

I licked at her delicious cunt. I ate her fantastic smelling cunt like I'd never eaten cunt before.

She said, "Do it. Do it boy!"
My mouth and face was covered in her sloppy cunt juice. I was left gasping for breath.

She lifted herself off of me and got down to my cock. She pulled her cunt lips apart and my cock slid in perfectly.
I said, "You cunt is beautiful, tight, warm and wet. You shouldn't keep it to yourself."

She said, "You're only the second man to enter me. I lost my virginity to my husband and he's the only man who's ever got to fuck me."

She started writhing up and down on my cock. I reached up and grabbed her tits. I played with them roughly in my hands.

She said, "I didn't know a cock could feel me like this, my hubby's one is so small. I feel like I'm going to cum."

I said, "Let yourself go baby, let yourself cum hard. Think about all the new exciting cock you're going to feel."

She said, "Oh."

She said, "Oh my."

I felt her cunt walls contract tightly around my cock. Her nipples hardened and she got goosebumps as she shook with an orgasm.

She said, "Cum inside me. Please. Please cum inside me. Please cum as soon as possible."
I said, "I'm not wearing a condom."

She said, "I want it. I need it. Make me pregnant."

I emptied myself. Long hard shots of pulsating cum blasting up into her. She arched her back and her pussy tightened up again as she cum a second time on me.

"You goddam fucking slut." I said.

"I know." She answered.
She looked so beautiful.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

SOFTCORE WEEK Day 3: Bathroom jane



Jane is phenomenon on flickr.You can look at her complete photostream here
She takes a photo everyday in and usually on a toilet in a bathroom.
There is no nudity, you never see her cunt. You never see her tits.
She is provocative, extremely cute and knows exactly what she is doing.
It's such a turn on to see a real woman at ease with sexuality.
Jane knows and understands how to wear hold ups and stockings. Yes she does.
Her photos draw just the right line. Always giving you enough, but never giving you enough.
The perfect antidote to scrawny teens in skinny t-shirts in there bedroom.
...also an antidote to peroxide blonde titracks with glass heels.
Jane is also an artist.
She would have plenty to talk about as you lie in the after glow.
Your spunk slowly drying on her soft white belly.
and girls you like her too right?
Don't you want to eat her, ladies?
Don't you want to eat her delicious pussy right now?
Jane loves to hitch her skirt up just a little in a public place.
Jane knows in her heart that filthy men like me will re-post her on their blogs.
Jane sleeps soundly knowing legions of men will wank themselves to her pictures.
Especially this one.
and this one.
Oh my Jane, and this one as well. LEt me rip those tights for you a little.
Let me unhook your bra strap.
Oh you already have.
Let me spend money on you.
You look so beautiful.

Monday, 9 November 2009

SOFTCORE WEEK Day 2: Kitchen Adverts

Really just a mini blog, with only two pictures in.

I don't know if anyone else had noticed this but here in Britain, a well known Kitchen company has been running these adverts both in print and on TV that absolutely demand my cock to sit bolt upright.

It just, to me, seems so aggressively sexual, whilst really just being photos of fully clothed women in kitchens. They match the woman with the description of the kitchen. Thus the following woman is described as curvy.

Is she making you dizzy? She's making me dizzy!

This is the reason why we need a little softcore once in a while. Nobody in porn dresses or looks like this. But this woman is too much.

Another add in the series is called 'Stripes' hence...

Oh my. It's the hips with both of them. Go on get yourself off to some fully clothed women in kitchen adverts. You freaks.

They look so beautiful

SOFTCORE WEEK Day 1: Girls on bikes I like (some in tights)



Maybe I need to slow the pace down here a little. Just once in a while we need a little tease. Perhaps a glimpse of stocking rather than a face covered in semen. So for five days only, I give you 'Softcore Week'. To kick off here are 30 girls on bikes.She's texting her beau. She was worried her crotch might be dirty and damp by the time he gets to his house. She doesn't know he likes it that way.
These are new tights for Suki. She hopes that she doesn't ladder them or get any nasty holes in them.
She knows the skirt is too high for cycling. She knows several men have already seen her white cotton panties. She sort of likes it.
The narrow racing saddle is better for riding into the folds of Beth's cunt.
Jane is a faker. She could easily afford better hosiery but she likes the slutty punk look.
Angel can literally feel men eyes burning into her back as she cycles around. She wears her tight dress, her seamed stockings and her heels for one thing only. To make the boys hard.
Esmerelda is actually a whore. No seriously. Here she is working as kissogram but she does actually get paid for sex. If you knew where she was and head her number. You could fuck her if you wanted.
She found it hard to cycle in these heel but her sugar daddy absolutely insisted she wear them. He intended to fuck her twice. Both times in those heels.
Aimee is married and incredibly faithful to her man. Sometimes when she wore her stripey tights and got the men's attention she imagined having the wildest casual sex with the first guy she would speak to but she knew it would never happen.
In the instant she turned to face the camera sound she knew her picture would be on countless blogs and that men the whole world over would now masturbate to her photo.
Cheryl is so thing and delicate. When she has sex with her man she always says, 'Please be careful with me. Please don't hurt me.'

Her boyfriend never hurt but sometimes he did dream of rough brutal sex.

That morning Glynis' husband slid down her body and ate her cunt for a full half hour. She's still thinking of it now ah she rides in to work.
Bob saw the girls sprawled out on the pavement after their collision. Before he ran to help he quickly looked up their skirts.
Strong, athletic legs on this sturdy MILF. She can cycle faster and fuck harder than you. Got that?
I love fucking girls in shoes like these. The girl I'm with currently has some and I love to hook them up over my shoulders whilst I slid into her.
Look closely. Now look again. She's got a hole in her hose.
I don't like leggings. I wouldn't fuck this girl if she paid me. Well, maybe.
It's the little kink in the knee that does it.
I won't be rude here. There's a child present.

Once again look closer. See the fishnet socks under the boots? Yum.
A view from onboard the Starship Enterprise.
Soft and rounded. Generous thigh and a good rack. This would do for dinner and breakfast.
The chain, the legs and the pose are all a little excessive, don't you think?
Cheryl's boyfriend really wanted to fuck her in this outfit but it was so hard to find access to her cunt and leave the outfit on. Eventually she took it standing up with the shorts and tights half way down her thighs. She couldn't get her legs very far apart so it made her cunt tighter for the fucking.
Likewise Lix also has a man who like to fuck her with her tights stretched between her legs.

She said, "Doesn't anyone like it vanilla anymore?"

The answer was no.
By the end of the day both these tights and these shoes will have cum on them.
Where as this girl will not get any cum on her clothes but she will have plenty up her anus.
Some people said to Judith that it was impractical to cycle in those heels. She didn't listen.
Carol hadn't taken these shoes of since her last fucking. It was quick and rough in her bosses stationary cupboard. Now she was late for dinner with her husband.

Helen dreamed of a long slow summer fuck as rode her bike on winter day.

She looked so beautiful.

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Samantha's Wardrobe


This is Samantha. She has small tits. She has a tight cunt.


She came down from her bedroom and said, "How do I look?"

I said, "You like a girl pretending to be a woman."

She said, "Is that good?"

I said, "no."
She was wearing a cheap top. She was wearing a cheap skirt. She was cheap heels.

She lifted her leg to show me her cheap stockings.

I said, "You're a cheap skank, you dress like high street trash."

She said, "I know, shall I get down on my knees now?"

I said, "Yes."

She got on her knees. Pushed her ass towards me. Got her legs apart. I could see up her crack.

"This is no good", I said, "Go upstairs and get changed."

She left, I rubbed my cock a little.

She came back down in a see through nightie and strappy heels.

"How about this?" said Samantha.


"You're no damn good." I said, "Got on your knees. Stick your ass in the air."

She got on the sofa, she kicked her heels in the air.

I asked her, "When you get fucked up the ass do you cum?"

She said, "No I never have. I've let three guys fuck me up the ass, but I never came. The first time it just hurt too much. The second and third guys I very much enjoyed but no I never came that way."

She got up and turned around. She showed me her peachy, tight ass.

"Did they cum?"

She said, "Oh yes. All three emptied themselves inside my shit hole and I can't deny I bought myself of afterwards. I made myself cum with their jizz falling out of my tiny little rosebud.

I said, "Go and change, dress smarter."

My cock was straining in my jeans. She came down dressed in her work clothes. She had light beige boots on. With heels.

I said, "That's more like it."
She said, "This is what I wear to work."

I said, "Where do you work?"

She said, "I work as a secretary in a boring architect's office. Full of old men."


She cavorted on the sofa. I could see the top of her tan fishnet stockings.

She said, "I love wearing stockings to work. I like feeling my naked thighs rub together underneath the desk as I cross and uncross my legs."

"Did you let any of the old men see?"

"Yes", said Samantha. "One old man who sat opposite. I let see up my skirt all the time."

"What else?" I said.
She was on her knees. She was showing me her pretty blue panties.

"One night I worked late and got me in the photocopy room. He pushed himself against me and I could feel his grubby little cock pressing against me through his trousers. I let him feel my cunt through my panties. He was hard and rough. He tried to stick his tongue in my mouth. I said don't kiss me, just cum. He got his cock out and started wanking."

"I turned round like this." She said. "I told him to look at my ass whilst he wanked. He wanted to fuck and kiss me. He wanted to fuck me hard but he knew he couldn't. I could hear him grunting behind me whilst I slowly pulled my knickers down over my stocking tops."

"Oh my, " I said.

"That's what he said. He was so close when he came that some of his horrid old man fat splashed on my skirt."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that", I said.

"I've never quite got the cum stain out, and every time I see it I think of that old fuck wanking himself off. Looking at my precious tight back hole."


She pulled her blue panties to one side. "This is what he was looking at when he came. He staring at this tiny little fuck hole when he emptied himself."

I said, "Go and change into your evening dress. I want to fuck you in the mouth whilst you wear your best party dress."

She went upstairs again. She came down in a black dress. Her hair up. Gorgeous stockings and fantastic whore shoes.

She turned round again. It was her favourite position. She whined, "But I want it up the ass. I think this time I might actually cum. I think if you fucked me up the ass I might actually cum this time. Would you do that for me?"

Her calve muscles trembled as she made her legs taught. She was bracing herself for a fucking.

She said, "Won't you please stick it in me. Please I'm begging for something to be put up there. I want you to hurt me."
She pulled her best knickers down slowly over her ass.

My cock was out, hard and erect.

I wanted to do it. I wanted to fuck her up the ass.

She said, "And don't wear a rubber. I want your bare cock up my shitter and I want you to empty yourself as soon as you can."

I grabbed her. Turned her around. I stuck my cock in her mouth and came hard.

She said, "mmmmmnnngggghhhhhhh."

She looked so beautiful.

Monday, 19 October 2009

MEGA VIDEO POST! Lady in Red Part 3

Tastes in porn are as individual as a fingerprint. However if you were trawling the net looking for videos of girls in red dresses getting fucked in public to a mid 80s MOR soundtrack then you've found the right place. Well done.

This is Gemma, the latest in my series of homemade Chris De Burgh tributes. Give the girl a round of applause.

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In case you missed it, this is our second Lady in Red.

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And going back through the mists of time, here is our first. Yummy.

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Monday, 12 October 2009

Sugababe Fuck hole results

My most popular poll so far, and I'm sure a lot of you Americans don't even know who the Sugababes are, so thanks for joining in. I asked you which of the six Sugababes (past and present) you wanted to fuck and in which hole.

Of a possible 24 holes here is the top ten





First Place
Heidi's ass 29 votes

Big and round, Heidi is a fit but sturdy young woman who could easily take it from behind when the occasion arises.
Second Place

Mutya’s Ass 27 votes

Cheap, trampy and quite extraordinary looking, joint second place goes to Mutya's back door.




Third Place
Keisha's ass 27 votes

Joint second place. Look at it stretching the satin here. You guys and girls love Keisha's tightest hole.
Fourth Place Heidi's mouth 25 votes

You want to stick it in her mouth. Yes you do, you really do.
Fifth Place Siobhan's ass 25 votes

A suprising but welcome high entry for Siobhan. I thought everyone had forgotten the original Sugababe. Classy, leggy, demure...guess where? Yep, the shit hole again.
Sixth Place Siobhan's mouth 24 votes

And again Siobhan scores high. A real lady for the gentleman amongst you.
Seventh Place Heidi's cunt 23 votes

The only cunt in the top ten. Heidi's pussy. Open wide.
Eighth Place
Jade's ass 21 votes

I think the new girl did well. We only have a handful of photos to go on. But at least she is sticking her ass out in this one.
Ninth Place Jade's mouth 18 votes

Let her drop her bottom lip. Let her take you all the way in.
Tenth Place Amelle's mouth 18 votes

Her only top ten appearance, but it's her face you want to see. Lucky girl.

Collating the results together to find the most popular Sugababes members the results are...


First Place
Heidi 89 votes

So far in front. Absolutely our favourite sugababe. In the mouth, in the rear who cares, right?
Second Place
Mutya 72 votes

I can see what's happening. As classy as a cheese burger but given the choice we just know the kind of night this filthy munter would give us.
Third Place Siobhan 71 votes

I was surprised by this though. Not because she isn't beautiful, she is. She's too good for the likes of us really. Treat her nice.
Fourth Place
Keisha 70 votes

I thought Keisha would do better than this. Cute and very minxy. Look how close the fight for second place was though! 3 points in it.
Fifth Place Jade 60 votes

Perfectly respectable showing for a girl whose only been in the band five minutes. Yum, yum.
Sixth Place Amelle 59 votes

I understand this as well. A very attractive girl but never gets sexy across in the videos etc.

and finally overall girl parts results are...

First Place
Ass 128 votes

Interestingly in the 'Girls Aloud' poll the mouth came first. I think we can put this down to the Mutya factor.
Second Place Mouth 118

You really are dirty fuckers.
Third Place Cunt 97

This is what nature intended, what's wrong with you.
Fourth Place Tits 60

Ha! I don't think I'm even going to include this category in my fuck hole polls any more. What's wrong with a good tit fuck?

And the least desirable fuck hole in the Sugababes? That would be Amelle's tits.





...and for the next fuck hole poll? Female doctors of ER? Desperate Housewives? Suggestions please.